“The sex is explicit (it’s an erotic novel) but it explores how coupling is sexy, fun, sometimes awkward, sometimes funny, all things that we have all experienced, and even some that we haven’t (hopefully)!”
“one thing’s for sure: you’ll end up wanting to read more about Hollywood’s “nightmare”, the Tinseltown Temptress!”
“I could see the real woman behind both of these personas: the actual one and the put on one. The voices are never incompatible, even when the Tinseltown Temptress’ writing is clearly exaggerated and amplified for the specific audience. The erotica is great, but it never overshadows the characters and the emotion of the story. And, of course, it doesn’t hurt that the book is very, very funny.”
1 Screw Up A desperate writer must learn to embrace her inner bombshell when she lands a covert job as the world’s first celebrity sex reporter. Join Cassie as she navigates troubled relationships, props up failing investments, and tries to keep her secret job screwing movie stars for TFP under wraps. Easy, right? — This book includes the first five articles. link to an excerpt – article #1
2 Screwing Around The world’s first celebrity sex reporter is learning that navigating the private lives of Hollywood’s elite can be more treacherous than titillating. Continue on with Cassie as she stumbles through interpersonal relationships, halfheartedly hunts for stolen earnings, and attempts to keep her job nailing actors for TFP a closely guarded secret. How lucky can a girl get? Includes articles six – ten. link to an excerpt – article #9
3Screwed OverFiction easily passes for fact when the world’s first celebrity sex reporter tires of divulging her most intimate moments to the masses. Sprint to the finish with Cassie as she wrestles with intimacy, puts a few pins in some lifelong conundrums, and tries to fulfill her celeb screwing contract before it all blows up in her face. Why can’t a fangirl quit this job? Includes articles eleven – fifteen written by the infamous Tinseltown Temptress. link to a short excerpt from chapter 1
So my family demanded, and got, a bookcation out of me over the weekend. I tried my best to stay off social media (didn’t do that great, but I did try) except to thank hosts from my blog tour. I guess most people didn’t tag me so I’m stuck not able to thank everyone who participated Still rearranging my house while hubs paints each room, so things are in a bit of an upheaval around here. I did manage to mail out my release day party prizes!
Still struggling to find enough time to read. Between writing, family responsibilities, work, child rearing, house cleaning, dog wrangling, exercising, food preparation, chief laundress duties, and larder stocker there just isn’t a lot of ‘avid reader’ time left. I’m lucky to get in a chapter at the end of the night before falling asleep with my kindle.
A side note on the dog wrangling: We have now been informed that we need to get Maximus a weighted vest to wear to simulate heavy work so he wears himself out faster and chills more. This seems extreme but I’ve never had a dog quite like Max before so we’re considering it. Anyone have experience with this?
As soon as this posts I’m turning off Queen radio and hitting my Construction book. It is not going quickly.
facebook sweepstakes prizes include:
◾️ excellent condition second hand books by Laurell K. Hamilton, Diana Gabaldon, and many more
◾️ 2 – $5 & 1 – $20 Amazon gift cards
◾️ author personalized bookmarks
◾️ chocolate chip cookies (possibly homemade?)
◾️ novelty candy / confetti (as pictured, look close)
Stop by any time before 8pm Nov. 23rd and enter to win by following the directions on each prize package post (find them in the discussion tab). Door prize drawings will begin a little after 8pmE and all prizes will be awarded by 10pmE. Winners will be contacted through messenger, must be willing to provide me with a mailing address, and must be eighteen & older only please. Though all postal codes are welcome, prizes can only be claimed by addresses within the continental US. Sorry international friends, shipping is pricey.
Please attend! Don’t miss out on this chance to celebrate my book release with me. Free books, treats, and fun 😀
Screw Up ~ free Nov 21 – 25 : http://amzn.to/1QQzz9P
Screwing Around ~ free Nov 24 – 27 : http://amzn.to/2d5GGQJ